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MEOW!!!! Mel B Calls Madonna a B*tch

Old rivalries run deep as Mel B calls Madonna a bitch on the radio.
Newly installed X-Factor judge Mel B got in a bit of practice on the Kyle and Jackie O by going through a few fairly famous audition tapes.
Out of Guy Sebastian, Lady Gaga, Pink, Madonna, Elton John and herself, who would she put through to the next round? Who would she reject?
Upon hearing that Madonna's "audition" was one of the performances she rejected, Mel B seemed quite pleased with herself, saying that she sounded like "a drunken karaoke singer" and added that she was a "biatch".

video:MEL B CALLS MADONNA A B*TCH!

However to The Dirt's surprise it appears that Mel's changed her tack towards Madonna.
Back in 2009 she backed Madonna's decision to adopt Mercy James from Malawi, saying that "It's a good thing… not only is she highlighting the plight of orphans in Africa, she's also giving this little girl the chance of a better life."

Aaliyah Tribute coming soon!

Get ready to rock your swoop bangs for Baby Girl! BET announced in a tweet sent out that it is planning a tribute to honor the life of Aaliyah set to air next month. This year marks the 10th anniversary of the rising star’s death. Get it right, cousins.

Rodney And Holly Robinson Peete Host Celebs At The HollyRod Foundation Benefit

The 13th Annual Design Care Benefiting The HollyRod Foundation was held in Beverly Hills and hosted by founders Rodney Peete and his wife, "The Talk" co-host Holly Robinson Peete.

Their charity, The HollyRod Foundation, provides "medical, physical, and emotional support" to individuals living with Parkinson's Disease as well as families of children with autism.

Inside, the couple posed with their son R.J. Peete.

At the event, Holly posed with her fellow co-hosts from "The Talk" Sharon Osbourne and Leah Remini.

Sharon was there with her husband Ozzy.

Tisha Campbell-Martin looked gorge in her little black dress.

While Shaun Robinson rocked a skin-tight little silver dress and new blonde highlights.

And Regina King looked amazing in her hot pink dress.

And Garcelle Beauvais wore canary yellow and purple suede pumps.

Garcelle posed with her sister Shontelle Beauvais.

At the fundraiser, there was a Naeem Khan fashion show....

Holly posed with the designer himself and Dolores Robinson (her mom).

Chris Spencer helped MC the fashion show.

And she walked the catwalk looking stunning.

Then she was joined on stage by her family.

And Ledisi also entertained the crowd.

Fab times for a great cause.

Cameron Diaz & A-Rod's Miami Beach Boating Excursion

Still spending time in the sunshine state, Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez were side-by-side in Miami Beach, Florida on Monday (July 25).
The "Shrek" actress soaked up the rays in a bikini top/shorts combo as she boarded a boat with her New York Yankees slugger beau at the helm.
Earlier in the day, Cameron accompanied A-Rod to an appointment at the physical therapist's office - as Rodriguez is currently recovering from a minor knee surgery.

Having been together in Florida all weekend, the twosome met with a real estate agent in the location earlier this year - though no word of a new abode has come to light thus far.

In Bringing back SEXY! Da Brat for Vibe Magazine

Is that Da Brat? The rapper, who first rose to fame in the 90s, was recently featured in a shoot for Vibe Magazine.

With a head full of curly locks, light makeup and defined brows, Da Brat is an undeniable beauty. The fashion adds to her new softer, more Bohemian look with maxidresses, ivory-hued tunics and bold jewelry.

Lauryn Hill is not paying her Bills????

Playing guitar for Lauryn Hill doesn't pay as well as you'd think ... in fact it doesn't pay at all ... so says a former string-plucker who claims he got the ol' stifferoo after performing with the singer back in 2007.
Pro guitar player Jay Gore has filed a lawsuit against Hill in small claims court in L.A. -- claiming he played with her for a couple of weeks back in 2007 -- and was supposed to make $3,590 for the gig ... but he never got a check.

Calls to Lauryn have not been returned ... probably because she's busy with her new baby.

MEET THE NEW GURLS WHO BE THE FACE OF MAC VIVA GLAM! NICKI & RICKY

Nicki Minaj Named The New Face of MAC Viva Glam
Beauty giant MAC Cosmetics just named Nicki Minaj and Ricky Martin the newest MAC Viva Glam spokesmodels according to The Glamazons.
The Latin crooner and Young Money rapstress are shooting ads today with famed photographer David La Chapelle and the campaign is slated to debut in February 2012.

With a successful lipstick deal for Pink Friday with MAC under her belt, we’re proud to see Nicki Minaj nail her first major beauty advertising campaign with the same company. Handsome singer Ricky Martin, who recently and proudly announced that he is gay, is an ideal spokesperson for the campaign as well and a testament to MAC’s dedication to diversity and inclusion
Do you think Nicki Minaj and Ricky Martin are the right fit for MAC Viva Glam?

WHAT A DUMB A** CHICK! Nurse Fired After Posting “Nasty” Patient Photo on Facebook…

Meet 30 year old Taia Armstrong.

This wrap headed heffa WAS a certified nursing assistant (CNA) at Kindred Transitional Care and Rehabilitation in Greenfield, Indiana, but now her license is in jeopardy after she pulled something stupid on her facebook page…
A “nasty photo of one of her patients!

Details…
Investigators for the Indiana Attorney General’s Office said Armstrong took a picture of a paraplegic 51-year-old male patient’s buttocks after he’d had a bowel movement and posted the photo on Facebook last May.
Armstrong was quoted in court documents as saying to her co-worker, “This is too funny. I need to take a picture of this.”

Well let’s see how she’s gonna be taking funny pics in jail!
The co-worker told investigators that she asked Armstrong not to take the picture, but later noticed the photo posted on Armstrong’s Facebook wall.
The co-worker then went to her supervisor and reported the incident.

Armstrong admitted taking the photo and was fired. Now she faces losing her CNA license after the case was referred to the State Department of Health, which oversees licensing of CNAs.
Armstrong was being held Thursday in the Hancock County Jail on voyeurism charges.
Armstrong clearly violated ALL of her patients privacy rights and should also be facing civil charges from that man’s family!
Is there a limit to what should and should NOT be posted online?

Groundswell of Interest in Kanye West's Fashion Line

The fashion community is absolutely buzzing with anticipation for Kanye West's fashion line.
With every passing day, all the myth and lore surrounding the launch of Kanye West's clothing line, which was once reported to be called Pastelle, seems much less like myth and lore than an actual fetus with just an incredibly long gestation period. After legendary Central Saint Martins professor Louis Wilson confirmed that designer Louise Goldin was in fact working with Kanye on a line that she suggested the public not "dismiss in haste," Australian Harper's Bazaar reports its fashion editor Christine Centenera is also consulting on the line. Centenera met Kanye at the fall 2011 shows and has been flying to Paris twice a month since to help him.

Australian Harper's Bazaar's Anna McLeod writes:
It’s all very hush-hush at this stage, and Centenera refuses to discuss it when she is actually in the office, stating that West is a very private person and that it’s not her place to comment. However, this writer sits next to said fashion editor in the BAZAAR office, so one plus one equals two, right? We’ll keep you posted.
We love a story that causes a magazine to report on their own editors. American Vogue may do it frequently, but surely without the gossipy zest of this post.

Mya & Nicki Minaj Take Over Jamaica

Mya and Nicki Minaj were over in Jamaica this past weekend performing for Reggae Sumfest Dancehall Night 2011. Mya performed Friday night as well as last night. And Nicki headed straight to Jamaica after her Miami performance the other night.

Mya rocked a cute dress on stage. She performed a duet with Wayne Wonder called "If I Ever Love Again."
And she tweeted pic of them at rehearsals

And then Nicki tapped into her catty side for her leopard driven performance.

Trinidadian Nicki told the crowd it was her first time performing in Jamaica.

Then she revealed, "I was told not to curse but that is really hard I am trying." But she stayed true to her words when songs had cursing in them. Oh wells.
She rocked the stage with "Super Bass," "Your Love," "Moment 4 Life," and more. She tweeted after leaving stage:

OMG!!! I swear I just had the TIME of my LIFE @ ReggaeSumFest in JAMAICA!!!!! Jamaica I fell in love tonite! WOWWW!!!!
Interesting. R.Kelly was also slated to perform but he pulled out last minute for emergency throat surgery.

Nicki also gushed about meeting Beenie Man backstage, saying. "Just met the KING of Dance Hall. Beenie!!!! I LOVE this man. Always have. WoW."

Well damn why should love a HOMOPHOPBE like him?…UGH!!!

IN SPORTS AND CRIME NEWS:Steve Francis Angrily Responds to Sexual Assault Accuser

*That didn’t take long. And why am I not so NOT surprised.
Now that the news of him being accused of sexually assaulting a woman last year is out, former NBA player Steve Francis is fighting back. According to TMZ, he says the allegations were concocted by a “broke ass dwarf who can’t sing.”
Via Twitter, Francis went off on the woman accusing him of the groping allegations: Shauna Simien, a singer who was signed to Francis’ record label at the time of the alleged assault.

Here is what Francis wrote:
“Well since it’s a lockout. I got a new job responding to people askin’ me about grouping [sic]a broke ass dwarf. Who can’t sing. What can a G do??”
It’s unclear if Francis dropped her from the label, but the former Houston Rockets star pretty much says that Simien’s accusations are sour grapes — writing, “If you can’t sing, you can’t sing. Keep it moving.”
Simien filed a police report over a year ago — claiming Francis assaulted her outside his office, grabbing her between the legs.so far no charges have been filed.

SPLITSVILLE: Ron Artest Reveals He And "Basketball Wives: LA" Star Kimsha Artest Divorced Years Ago!

I told you earlier that Kimsha Artest, the "wife" of Ron Artest had joined the cast of "Basketball Wives: LA", but it's been revealed that Ron and Kimsha divorced two years ago! Get the deets inside...
Kimsha and Ron Artest must be one of the friendliest divorced couples around as most folks assumed the couple were still together. But they aren't!

TMZ recently revealed that Ron and Kimsha (married in 2003) quietly divorced in 2009. The parting was very amicable and the couple share joint custody of their three kids.
Wow! Well I guess they shouldn't have been expected to blast their divorce all over town...it's their business.

But it's pretty interesting that Kimsha doesn't seem to have a problem still being identified as Ron's wife. I'm sure if you mistakenly identified Shaunie O'Neal as the wife of Shaq you'd hear from her lawyer promptly.

IN L.A DODGER’SLAND: Bryan Stow beating suspects appear in Court

The two men charged in the brutal beating of San Francisco Giants fan Bryan Stow made their first court appearance Monday, but their arraignment was postponed until Aug. 10.
Louie Sanchez, 29, and Marvin Norwood, 30, both of Rialto, were in Los Angeles Superior Court. They are accused of beating Stow, 42, nearly to death in the Dodger Stadium parking lot on March 31 after the Dodgers' home opener.
The men were arrested Thursday and charged Friday with one count each of mayhem, assault by means likely to produce great bodily injury, and battery with serious bodily injury. The men, who are neighbors, were held in lieu of $500,000 bail.
Judge Shelly Torrealba denied a request to reduce Norwood's bail to $100,000 "based on the seriousness of the charges" and indications the defendant would be a threat to public safety if released.

A bail hearing for Sanchez was scheduled for Aug. 1.
Sanchez faces a maximum of nine years in prison, while Norwood faces up to eight years behind bars, according to prosecutors.
"Unfortunately, I still don't know what their case is based on," said attorney Gibert Quinones, who represents Sanchez. "My understanding, that there was a lineup. I don't have the information regarding the lineup yet."
Quinones said Sanchez does not fit the profile of someone who would commit the crime he is charged with. Quinones said Sanchez is a family man and has been a supervisor at an auto auction for many years.
Sanchez has several convictions for DUI and a conviction for evading the police for which he was sentenced to state prison.
Witnesses described Sanchez as the most aggressive of the assailants, allegedly kicking Stow in the face several times while he was on the ground. Witnesses also said Sanchez was very drunk at the game.
Norwood's attorney said his client is a full-time union carpenter who has lived at the same home for the last three years.
During the service of search warrants at Norwood's home, five firearms, including an AR-15 assault rifle, were recovered. An investigation revealed that both Norwood and Sanchez had access to the weapons.
Stow's attackers allegedly fled in a car driven by a woman. Dorene Virginia Sanchez, 31, the sister of Louie Sanchez and the wife or girlfriend of Norwood, was also arrested as an accessory. She was released Friday on $50,000 bail.
Witnesses told police that Dorene Sanchez seemed to be aware about the beating since she drove out of the parking lot at a high speed and was seen swiveling through traffic to get away.
She is scheduled to appear in court Aug. 19, according to Los Angeles County Jail records.

Eyewitness News has learned that Louie Sanchez's 10-year-old son has been interviewed by LAPD detectives. The boy was at the game with his dad, his aunt Dorene Sanchez and Norwood. He may have witnessed the attack on Stow and is said to have contributed to the investigation.
Louie Sanchez reportedly bragged to co-workers about the beating. However, LAPD detectives who contacted the co-workers said they are denying any bragging by him.
There's no indication that the suspects had any interaction with Stow inside the stadium. Stow was sitting in the outfield (pavilion) and the suspects were in general admission area almost across the way from Stow. There's no surveillance video of an allege dispute between Stow and suspects inside the stadium.

Stow remains hospitalized at San Francisco General Hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery after suffering a seizure due to a build of fluid on his brain.
The mayhem count alleges that they "did cut and disable the tongue, and put out an eye," but district attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said that was legal language and that Stow had not had his eye or tongue taken out.
"We believe that these two individuals may have assaulted other people at the stadium," LAPD Commander Andrew Smith told members of the media. "We're hoping that anyone who has video tape or anyone who has any information about that, especially anyone in Giants attire, would contact us."

HOWEVER: Dodgers Beating Suspect's Mom: My Son Is Innocent!

The mother of Marvin Norwood -- one of two suspects in the vicious beating of Bryan Stow -- is coming out in defense of her son ... telling TMZ, "I don’t think Marvin did it. I believe he is innocent."
Marvin's mom Diana Page tells us, "He’s a good son and not capable of this type of behavior. He was a good worker. He takes care of his family."

Diana adds, "He’s a good father, he’s compassionate, and he has a healthy relationship with Dorene" -- Marvin's girlfriend -- who was also arrested in connection with the brutal attack of Stow.
According to Diana, "[Marvin] and his father used to have opposing views regarding sports teams, and they used to tease each other, but it never, ever got heated."
Diana says she hasn’t heard from Marvin since the arrest on Thursday, but believes justice will prevail ... in his favor.

Beyoncé Opens Up To Gay Fans In PRIDE Magazine

Queen Bey's first gay press interview in five years, the superstar singer talks being inspired by her gay fans and remaking 'A Star Is Born
If there's any girl who runs the world, it's Beyoncé. The reigning diva - she's called Queen Bey for a reason, people - is one of the biggest and best voices behind a long run of hits dating back to the late '90s, when she was part of supreme girl-group Destiny's Child.

Years later, Beyoncé still demonstrates just how irreplaceable she is as a solo artist, having released four albums - and dedicating her latest one, "4," to that accomplishment - with some of the most memorable and gay-celebrated singles in pop music history. Not every artist can say they've had a gay boy lead a football team to glory by performing "Single Ladies," as seen on "Glee." And not every artist can say they have 16 Grammy Awards, making her one of the most honored artists in Grammy history. But that's Queen Bey, who's also assembled a gaggle of gay fans who are - you guessed it - crazy in love with her.

In this exclusive chat with Beyoncé, her first gay press interview since 2006, the singer/actress/glamour-girl spoke about how the fierceness of her gay fans inspires her, the intimidation she's feeling following in the footsteps of Judy and Barbra for her upcoming role in "A Star Is Born," and what she really meant by the "girls" who run the world.

I know, according to you, the girls run the world - but what do you think about the girls and the gays teaming up and running the world together?
Well, that's what I meant when I said girls. (Laughs)

Sure - we could all be one.
Yes, exactly! We are all one.

Do you know enough gay people so that we could successfully pull this off and take over the world?

Absolutely. I think it's happening already. I remember my friends were telling me when the song "Run the World (Girls)" first came out in the clubs the kids were going crazy, and I thought it was so wonderful and I was so excited to know that the reception was so positive.

You don't do a lot of gay press, but you have to know that you have a huge a gay following.

Yes, I do.

When did you feel a real connection with your gay fans?

I've always had a connection. Most of my audience is actually women and my gay fans, and I've seen a lot of the younger boys kind of grow up to my music. It's great when I'm able to do the meet and greets, because I'm able to really connect and have conversations. People look at some of the artists that I admire - like Diana Ross and Cher - and they identity that glamour with Sasha Fierce, and I've been really inspired by the language. I have my (gay) stylists and my makeup artist, and all of their stories and the slang words I always put it in my music. We inspire each other. Like I said, we're one.

What do gay people tell you when you meet them?
I have so many stories; I don't even know where to begin. I know that I just recently had a contest where I had everyone reenact my artwork on Twitter. Just seeing some of the guys who dressed up - like my hairstylist dressed up as Sasha Fierce from "Single Ladies" for Halloween, and I saw so many people dressed up in that glove and bodysuit - really makes me feel like I'm doing my job and some of the fashion is making its mark. To know that people can be free and confident and do what they want themselves, and I can be the person they want to look like (laughs), it's really such a blessing for me, and it's very inspiring. I'm very happy and proud of that.

Yes, you've inspired lots of drag queens out there. What tips can you give them to be a better Beyoncé?

I have many different looks, so finding what works best for your silhouette and your face, because I've had every kind of hair style and I know for me there are certain things that I love to wear and there's certain makeup and colors - bright colors on my eyes - that just don't compliment my features. So I think just figuring out which Beyoncé works best for your figure and features.

For your upcoming role in the remake of "A Star Is Born," you'll be part of a lineage of gay icons including Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand. How does it feel knowing that? Is it intimidating?

I'm slightly a bit intimated, I have to say. I feel a bit overwhelmed, and I'm still in shock. (Laughs) But the studio and Clint (Eastwood, the director) believe in me, and I feel like I've been really selective and I've waited and worked really hard and I've done different types of movies - from comedies to thrillers to drama when I played Etta James - and I really wanted to make sure I was ready. I do believe that at this point I am ready and I've been disciplined and I've surrounded myself with really good actors. I hope this is going to be as wonderful of an experience as I feel it's going to be.

I just remember growing up seeing Barbra Streisand and knowing that she represented that generation's star, and being an African-American woman and being the person that's represented is such an honor. I respect it and I cherish it and I'm going to work so hard - harder than I've ever worked - to make sure that I live up to filling the shoes of those other women.

Last year, Lady Gaga made this remark in an interview with E!: "I was very excited to be working with Beyoncé again. It just sort of works out because we both like women." What did she mean by that?

(Laughs) Well... I'm all about women working together and supporting each other and learning from each other, and I feel like sometimes women get a bad rap. It's like we're competitive and we can't respect each other especially if we're both out around the same time - they think we're going to kill each other. And it's all about women learning from each other, and I respect talent and I respect people that work hard - and good people.

I love Gaga. I mean, if she didn't perform and she wasn't a singer, just as a human being I love her to death. But on top of it, she is the most talented pop star right now, and I'm so happy for her. It's just really inspiring to see someone who just creates their own destiny and comes up with their own looks and writes their own songs and choreographs and is in control and is not contrived. If you took away every bit of costume and she just sat in front of a piano, she would still tear it down. She's just that talented, and she deserves it all. And I'm just happy to work with her. I love her.

"I Was Here," a song on "4" written by Diane Warren, is all about making a difference in people's life. What do you hope is the affect you've had on your gay fans over the years?

I hope that I've given them confidence, and I hope that I've given them inspiration. I just want everyone to become a better person, and I hope that when they see me perform they can live out their fantasies and see my work ethic and apply it to their lives and be confident and proud. If they're bootylicious, be proud; whoever they are, be proud. On this album, I really focused on making people feel good and feel love and know that there is love out there and goodness exists. I wanted to make a body of work that took risks - to be brave and be myself, and not focus on being cool.

That's what I love about this album - you did what you wanted to do. Through that, you've taught gay fans how to stay true to themselves. What have you learned from them, though?

If anyone is brave and true to themselves, it's my gay fans. The amount of confidence and fearlessness it takes to do what maybe is not what your parents expect you to do or what society may think is different - to be brave and be different and be to yourself - is just so beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing you can be, and it's what we all want to be at the end of the day. And not worrying about satisfying or becoming what other people think you're supposed to be, that's like the ultimate dream - to just be that brave.

Well alright Miss Bey!!...In the meantime she’s been dethroned her CD “4” has been dropped to number 5 on The Billboard 200

Tiger Woods -- Cruisin' with the Kids

From TMZ.com:The same day he announced his split from his longtime caddie, Tiger Woods nursed his knee and leg injuries on a 61-foot yacht off the coast of Jupiter Island, Florida ... alongside his children.
The photos were taken on Wednesday -- while Tiger was aboard his ultra-private yacht named Solitude. The boat was reportedly custom built for Elin ... and cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $2-3 million.

It appears Tiger got to keep the boat.
As for the mystery woman on the ship -- we're told she's Tiger's nanny ... and not a love interest.

Sources tell TMZ the gang spent half the day fishing and diving off the boat ... because they can

In Bizarre interviews: Mariah Carey Dishes about Pregnancy in HSN Appearance

*There’s a new YouTube clip from Mariah Carey’s scattered Sunday night appearance on HSN, where she promoted her various lines (jewelry, handbag, clothing and perfume) and dished about her “47-week” pregnancy with twins Moroccan and Monroe.
Carey, 41, and hubby Nick Cannon, 30, welcomed their babies on April 4, their third wedding anniversary. When one caller asked the new mom if she remembered speaking with her in February, Carey admitted that was a “bleak” time.
“I was so uncomfortable,” she said. “I’m kind of proud of myself. I really am — sorry, pregnant with twins is different than anything! [People] were always saying to me, ‘Oh, but it’s all worth it!’ Yeah, but it’s easy to say when you’re not the one whose feet are this big! It turned into like a really difficult time.”

“My body went through so much,” she added. “Holding those twins in — you have to keep them in as long as possible. It’s a sacrifice you make for them. Literally I was like, 47-weeks pregnant. And anybody pregnant right now, there’s push gifts here. Tell your baby-father.”

Carey instructed the camera operators to avoid close-ups and take the focus away from her. At one point, she explained: “There’s always drama. It follows me.”

Here’s the bizarre video:

Once a Diva always a Diva???...SMH!!!

Chilean Mine Disaster Gets Picked Up for Movie

We all remember the horrible ordeal of 33 minders in Chile who narrowly escaped disaster when their mine collapsed last fall.
And according to a report, the heroic event will be translated into a major motion picture, produced by “Black Swan” great Mike Medavoy.
“The Motorcycle Diaries” writer Jose Rivera will handle the script, though nothing has been nailed down as far as studio backing.

Medavoy told press, “Like millions of people around the world, I was completely engrossed watching the rescue at Copiapó. At its heart, this is a story about the triumph of the human spirit and a testament to the courage and perseverance of the Chilean people. I can’t think of a better story than this one to bring to the screen.”
Miner Juan Andres Illanes added, “One year after the collapse of the mine, we consider this to be a great step towards the realization of a film based on our experience in the mine. This is the only official and authorized film about what we lived in the San José mine. Much of our story has never been told.”

AND FINALLY FROM “THE CRAZY PEOPLE SHOPPING AT WALMART” FILES“We’re Jammin’”

Given your hairstyle it’s obvious that you like Bob Marley , but his song “Jamming” wasn’t about going to Walmart in your pajamas. Even if it was, he would be proud to jam in his pajamas and not hide them with that lumberjack coat.

HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!
EFREM